mighty maggie: A stunning revelation

I went shopping tonight. Oh, first I should tell you that I am CRAZY EXHAUSTED and not from any particular physically strenuous task, but just the chaos that is my brain on wedding and holiday fumes, and also the FPC's... ... I'm sorry, Internet, but the Devastatingly Handsome Chinese Man is MINE. I went, of course, although not without a lot of "are you SURE?" and "REALLY?" And the mall, as I'm sure a lot of you know, was kind of nuts on this mid-December evening, ...